Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Painting and the Illusion of Light: a workshop with Alex Schaefer

This Saturday August 2nd all levels of painters are welcome to a discussion, demonstration, and painting workshop on the topic of Chiaroscuro. 

Learn what was Re-discovered during the Re-naissance, what Vincent van Gogh really meant when he said "painting is like Algebra".

The workshop is at the Brewery in Los Angeles
Saturday August 2nd from 10am to 2pm
The cost is $100

The address is:
672 S. Ave 21, Unit 4
Los Angeles, CA 90031

Enter on Moulton or Ave 21, and there is plenty of free parking throughout the comple.

The Studio hosts with have some light snacks and drinks in the kitchen

This is a painting workshop open to all levels curious about this topic, but if you plan to paint you will need to bring you own art supplies.  There will be one or two spare folding easels but it is preferred you bring your own

Contact Alex Schaefer at or call to reserve a spot 323-828-5805

If you are just starting out, feel free to attend and to just listen and watch, or email if you have questions about what to bring for some simple painting along with everyone else...

Lockheed Martin committing Lockstep Murder

Here's a logo re-do of another one of the engines spinning in the Military Industrial Economy.  Lockheed Martin.  Fostering global terrorism in partnership with the USA since 1995

Monday, July 28, 2014

Perform Chinatown 2014 Chaos Reigns! #PermaWar #CashForChaos

Alex Schaefer in Perform Chinatown LA 2014 Chaos Reigns! performance by Zirp the Clown!  #PermaWar #CashForChaos  There's money for War but none for the Poor…

Endless War:
Washington gets explicit: its 'war on terror' is permanent - Glenn Greenwald

Cash For Chaos:
Are There Any Terrorist Groups Who AREN’T Paid Foot Soldiers for the U.S. Military-Intelligence Agenda - Melissa Melton

Alex Schaefer's Blog:

Alex Schaefer's twitter:
instagram @alex_schaefer_7

Boeing. Killing: Forever New Wars

Folks know I love to screw with logos.  Here's one for a grandaddy of Military Industrial International Terrorists:

Sunday, July 27, 2014

money 4 war but U won't feed the poor

Alex Schaefer in Perform Chinatown LA 2014 Chaos Reigns! performance by Zirp the Clown!  #PermaWar #CashForChaos

Sunday, July 13, 2014

This is a Hostage Auction for the last Burning Bank

Alex Schaefer has brought this upon himself.  A little back story… Alex had a perfectly good "NO STRINGS ATTACHED" relationship with a reputable art dealer.  Sounds perfect right?  Alex gets an email "Got any Burning Banks? there's a guy who wants one!".  Alex looks and finds there's one left.  He lets the art dealer know, "There's one left and there ain't gonna be any more…do they want it?"  The art dealer gets back "They want it!  $3000! we split it two ways!" 

$1500 for the last Burning Bank.  Like life, what a sad ending to an amazing moment in history. 

That is when Alex schaefer thought he'd had enough (and, by the way, when the KGO had to hijack the situation)

Alex emailed back and said, "ahahaha he wants it, eh?  good.  Tell him I've has lost my mind.  It's $5000 or he gets a video of the painting burning to ashes and I know just the guys to do it."  The Art Dealer said "I can't do that" and wouldn't play along.  The Art Dealer said, "Hey, how about you get a $2500 cut of the sale how about that?" But that led Alex in his fevered mind to the delusional conclusion that possibly the original "offer" had not been $3000 at all.  He doesn't know what is real anymore? He doesn't know how or what is this happening...

The KGO had to step in.  The Last Burning Bank is too precious an asset for an IDIOT like Alex Schaefer to handle anymore so we've stolen if from him for his own good. 

But don't get us wrong, he still had a brilliant idea, but of course like an impetuous Fool he forgot one thing: ransom

And since this is the Art World this is a Hostage Auction!
At the end of it all this painting will either be sold or tortured, incinerated, and destroyed all documented on gruesome video.

Starting now and extending for a period no longer than 50 days and 50 nights, if you are willing to buy this painting for $5000 then you join the Inner Circle that will participate in an online auction.  If there is no collector in the World willing to pay at least $5000 (or more?) for this painting at the end of 50 days, then it's an apropos fiery ending for the Last Burning Bank

If you desire this painting, post in the comments or send an email to

Watch this blog for hostage updates

Friday, July 11, 2014

Art Hostage Crisis, the last Burning Bank has been Kidnapped!

I thought I'd lost this painting but I got this photo in my email today..  It doesn't look good it wasn't lost it's been kidnapped!  I don't know many details about what the fuck is going on at the moment, but some group going by the name KGO is responsible.  the text of the message just said "you had a good idea, ransom demands to follow, we see you"